Hello, world.

Woman with brown eyes, dark hair, and neutral expression looks at you, chin in hands. Bucket hat and gray sweater.
Photo by Seth Doyle / Unsplash. Definitely not me, but I would probably dress this way if I had been hot in high school.

Were you a teenager in the '90s?

Me too.

Did you think the world would go this way?

Me neither.

I write about it; maybe you'd like to read about it.